Seasons Greetings
Happy Holidays everyone!
I apologise for my absence but I think I have good reason.
In the past couple of months I have...
-Discovered I am not eligible to gradute. This is due to my previous lack of attempts to study (Please see any of my other posts as they were probably written when I'm meant to be in class). I have had to plead my case, which made me feel like I have committed some crime. All was successful though and I am allowed to re-enrol into my class of choice.
-Spent over $3500 on other people. This has sent me into a downward spiral of self pity and hunger.
-Fought with a friend. Mainly over drunken comments directed at their apparent lack of man-undie fillers. Sorry. I'm sure your penis is so huge you have to get your panties specially tailored.
-Had up to 45 hours a week for work. I hate shoppers and I hate my retail voice. It makes me want to shove a stick-blender down my throat.
-Cut my finger open on a nail. I cried and I even called my dad from work to get some sympathy. It failed.
Anyway, I just wanted to get everyone up to speed with my eventful life. Hope all have a safe and satisfying holiday.
Enjoy the food, drink and company.
I apologise for my absence but I think I have good reason.
In the past couple of months I have...
-Discovered I am not eligible to gradute. This is due to my previous lack of attempts to study (Please see any of my other posts as they were probably written when I'm meant to be in class). I have had to plead my case, which made me feel like I have committed some crime. All was successful though and I am allowed to re-enrol into my class of choice.
-Spent over $3500 on other people. This has sent me into a downward spiral of self pity and hunger.
-Fought with a friend. Mainly over drunken comments directed at their apparent lack of man-undie fillers. Sorry. I'm sure your penis is so huge you have to get your panties specially tailored.
-Had up to 45 hours a week for work. I hate shoppers and I hate my retail voice. It makes me want to shove a stick-blender down my throat.
-Cut my finger open on a nail. I cried and I even called my dad from work to get some sympathy. It failed.
Anyway, I just wanted to get everyone up to speed with my eventful life. Hope all have a safe and satisfying holiday.
Enjoy the food, drink and company.
posted by one word letters at 9:39 PM
5 Comments:
Oh bloody hell. I'm glad you're able to re-enrol though, it would have been a bitch to lose all that. I hardly went to class either and I managed to do alright, so I have the same hopes for you. Cramming is the key, my friend.
Good luck with everything else, I hope things pan out soon so you can put your feet up and drink yourself silly. Take care.
You are such a retard. We must talk soon. I love you. Merry Festivus!
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